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[12 Jun 2005|08:36pm]
[ music | a social action primer ]

well lately nothing has been going on in the 586. hurricane what up dawwg rolled through here a couple of days ago, it was windy. lost power for a minute and a half, so that was the highlight of my day. been working 5 days a week up at krogdizzle, but its fine, the more i work, the more i make. lol. one week left of fucking LCN, thank god. bought my car the other day, so that was bodacious, and now im broke for the rest of my life. went to wendys today and ordered a bacon cheeseburger, and i ended up getting a spicy chicken, figures. its like when you go through the drive thru if you arent bumpin with two 10's, and if you dont rap the order the niggers dont understand. next time i go im just gonna say..A what it is hoe, a wass up, can a nigger get a bacon chesseburger, cut it up like it aint been cut, well gimme a frosty, and ill drink it, ( blah blah blah) take you home let you play with my nuggets. haha. i think the niggers will understand that. its in their language at least, i mean you can aks (lol) for sum food, you gots to rap that shit. The "cooler" league is unreal at kroger. played some basketball, baseball, and hockey in the dairy cooler today. me and drew dominated. some dakota girls definitely dropped an item on purpose when i was walking down the isle, and i picked it up for them, flashed them a smile, and they did the same. and then eric told me he heard them say they wanted to talk to me, so i went back, re popped the kroger collar and got the game on..haha. but im out like a set of rims in a puff daddy concert.

6 s alone this holiday

[28 May 2005|07:20pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]
[ music | fourteen and josephine - only in movies ]

well its been a while, but in the past couple of weeks i almost died because me appendix bursted, and i couldnt walk and my parents rushed me to the hospital. got to Mt Clemens General and started puking up this green acid because my appendix had bursted already, and i didnt know, and niether did the doctors. so then i sat there, got some drugs put in me, and waited for 6 hours to go into surgery because my surgen turned off her alarm clock and over slept. then i was in there for 6 days, and all i did watched dvds, and had a lot of people visit me. Met a really really amazing girl when jackie visited me, cause she brought her friend Chrissi, and she is the coolest girl that i have ever met, and is so awesome. OC season finale was awesome, had adam meagan jackie and chrissi over here, and it was a bodacious time. had like 2 weeks off school, and then had to make up a bunch of work, but i had some help from some good friends on my test. lol. and now i cant play hockey for 3 weeks, or cut the grass, or work at krogdizzle. but soon i will be back to the jason kramer everybody knows. Also i have a very nice scar, and its said that chicks dig scars, so maybe that will help me out, cause i need a lot of help in the area of getting girls. Also i made a "myspace". so check it out, and maybe ill get some friends from that.


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3 s alone this holiday

[03 May 2005|05:52pm]
[ music | on top. the killers ]

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jason David Kramer
Birthday:el deiciocho de julio
Birthplace:fairbanks alaska
Current Location:macombtizzie
Eye Color:people say my eye color changes every day?
Hair Color:blackish
Height:somewhere between 3'8'', and 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:lebanese/nazi/german
The Shoes You Wore Today:slip on AE
Your Weakness:2 hunny buns for 75 cents
Your Fears:? umm.. Greasy Grease
Your Perfect Pizza:the 2 day old pizza from the cafe.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:have Leps hockey win at least 3 games
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:nigger/playa
Thoughts First Waking Up:i hate life
Your Best Physical Feature:long blackish hair
Your Bedtime:nap all day. so around like 11-12 ish
Your Most Missed Memory:pizza lunchables
Pepsi or Coke:mt dew.
MacDonalds or Burger King:subway
Single or Group Dates:cant get a girl, so i cant go on a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:mt dew
Do you Smoke:no
Do you Swear:todos los dias
Do you Sing:every minute of my life
Do you Shower Daily:2 times a day most of the time
Have you Been in Love:not really
Do you want to go to College:yes
Do you want to get Married:yes
Do you belive in yourself:sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:no
Do you think you are Attractive:no
Are you a Health Freak:no
Do you get along with your Parents:step dad is fat. so no. momsey is sweet. so yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:sure
Do you play an Instrument:PS2
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes
In the past month have you Smoked:no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:hahha. are you joking me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:nunca
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:ate 2 pounds of cookies last saturday at work
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:not from japan
In the past month have you been on Stage:no
In the past month have you been Dumped:haha. are you joking me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yes.
Ever been Drunk:yes
Ever been called a Tease:ok, stop with the jokes.
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:yes.
How do you want to Die:naked. and at least like 92
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:subway worker
What country would you most like to Visit:greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:dont care
Favourite Hair Color:dont care
Short or Long Hair:as long as it looks good and isnt greasy
Height:anything above a legalized midget
Weight:anything under 175 pounds
Best Clothing Style:the not trying to hard style
Number of Drugs I have taken:0
Number of CDs I own:to many
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:0

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
14 s alone this holiday

[26 Dec 2004|09:29pm]
[ mood | fuck it! lol ]
[ music | the used...i caught fire ]

well christmas was pretty sweet..except for the factor that alyssa didnt answer her damn phone..so i couldnt go and visit her :{


got some sweet shit for christmas..been playin san andreas non stop now.its not just something i do in my spare time...its my job..lol

got in some good naps over break..listened to some good tunes on the stereo..you know..must livin...L I V I N..and thats the only thing that matters.lol

well someone told me that i pretty much had absolutely no chance..so i officially give up..i just dont care anymore lol.

the only thing that can make me happy anymore is hockey..so im just gonna stick with that..lol

was thinkin about putting my hair in corn rows...dont know y..but im a baller so i can pull it off..but im still thinkin of doing something to it before we go back to school..but im not sure

me and ferrante probably hitting up the mall on tuesday..then OC party thursday..and probably poker before


well its like peace up A town down

comment... or my heart will be </3 :{

2 s alone this holiday

hood rich [23 Dec 2004|07:21pm]
A Ghetto Christmas


'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirrin cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill,
And we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib,
In the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine,
Had just gotten busy cuz my girlfriend is fine.

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system be fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas',
'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.
We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt.

Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way,
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat,
I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"

He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof,
And sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
He said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz,
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings,
A credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat,
And busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
He said, "You best get on up out my face!"

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof.
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that booty waitin' at home.

And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
Was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!"
1 alone this holiday

[17 Oct 2004|07:11pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | this photograph is proof....taking back sunday ]

havent updated in a while


im a little lost..and confused about the whole "girl" situation...lol..yes that's right...Jason Kramer is confused about the girl situation...lol...but its because a few girls like me..and i dont wanna pick one to go out with..and then have all the others like fucking hate me...lol..so i have no idea what im going to do

but anyways..this week i pretty much hung out with ferrante..played ping pong wednesday thursday and friday..thursday tom played with us..and we ate the hottest fucking pizza ever from Benitos..but it was good. went to Pita Peddler like 4 out of 7 days this week...gotta love those strawberry smoothies.

friday i took andys money in Texas Holdem..beat his with my flush...but then i went to ferrantes and played ping pong..and i broke this huge ass lamp..haha..me and tom were laughing so fucking hard!!!!!!!..funniest moment of the whole week..

then me and adam went to the game...froze our asses off..and like nobody was there..because everyone is gay..and they think a little rain and wind is going to kill them..

saturday went to work..then to andys party after...lost 10 bucks in texas holdem..but 5 of it was andys that i won from him the day before..went all in..had a Ace, and a 7...sackman had a A and 6..then another 6 comes up on the river...fucking asshole knocked me out...lol

today worked..and then went to the mall with adam..went into Pac Sun bought out cologne..and left...haha..we were there for a 1/2 hour..

1/2 day on tuesday again..then i wont be there Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday..having surgery...but its not like anyones really going to miss me


comment...?

2 s alone this holiday

long weekend [05 Oct 2004|03:54pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | lets go ]

well..it all started friday night..


went to adams..played ping pong..then played some NCAA..went to the driving range..then off to taco bell..then to pita peddler to get some smoothies..then finally to the game..sat there and watched our team win a fucking game..haha..took them long enough..

saturday slept all day..then got ready..and went to homecoming...it was alright this year...had some good times..the after party was some sweet times though

holla at Nina Adas..a.k.a..Nataila..haha..she rocked at homecoming...14 dances or some shit like that..lol..you my nigger girl..haha

went to kaelyns...fucking mansion...that shit will be on MTV Cribs next week..lol..hung out all night...drank a little..watched everybody get high...watched porchey catch on fire...haha....then after like 9 hours of hanging out and doing a whole lot of shit.we went to bed...slept next to porchey..haha..then at like 7 30...like an hour after we went to bed...this girl had a seizure..which fucking sucks...then me and glen went home at like 10..

sunday went to the movies and saw Ladder 49....what a movie..it was so good..then went to my dads house and did a whole lot of nothing...

last night i went to adams, and hung out with him, k-hizzle, and scotty..we played some ping pong, and then tiger woods 2005..what a game..and then after like 5 hours of all that shit..we went to Mcdonalds, and scott went to Arbys..and when we were leaving scott was filling up his arbys cup with pop from arbys..and some fat ass trailer bitch told him he couldnt do that...hahah

2 s alone this holiday

[27 Sep 2004|04:09pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | fall out boy ]

i know its a little late..but its ok..cause im jason kramer


if you want to know what i think of you comment in my journal..and if i dont like you..then ill tell you that i dont like you..lol..no lies

16 s alone this holiday

[19 Sep 2004|07:52pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Perry Como...Twas The Night Before Christmas ]

this weekend i worked as usual..lol..but it was fun..like usual


made a bet on saturday with ben the pepsi guy..and lost...god damn michigan state spartans..how could you lose to notre dame?..thats like fucking impossible..lol..

then made a bet with "part time dennis"..hes really a full time employee..but he never works..so thats what we call him..at least this time i won.

saturday night went to andys and played texas holdem poker..ANTE UP BITCH..definitely a good time..just me, him, the poker chips, some money, and some tyson buffalo wings, o yea..and college football..

then walked home from his house at like 11 30 at night..it was a bit dark..and i was hoping i wouldnt fall into a basement..and get raped..lol..

this week is probably going to be gay..gotta go to the oral surgen on wednesday..to get some x-rays..then set up a date to have my wisdom teeth taken out.eeeeeee

still no date for homecoming...haha..what a surprise.

meagan still doesnt save me, adam, or scott a seat at lunch...my love for her is decreasing..lol

otis spunkmeyer cookies are awesome..and jillian agrees

and me and adam are going to the driving range this week to pull off some golf skill..and to show that me and him could have won the ryder cup, fuck Woods, and Mickelson..lol


and the music im listening to while updatin..is just fucking sweet

and wtf..no one ever comments..¿?¿..so i want some comments!!

5 s alone this holiday

[14 Sep 2004|10:02pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | bsb.....shape of my heart ]

c h 1 0 x 3 e: i was like dude why cant all the guys be like jason kramer

1 alone this holiday

[12 Sep 2004|08:14pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | lfo...summer girls ]

work...today was sweet..worked up at the K with the great nick kowalski..and totally made a sweet plan for monday..hopefully everyone will enjoy it...wait?...fuck it if other people dont enjoy it...me and nick are going to

schools been ok so far..we have the Choice to come to school....haha..for everyone that has mr. lynch..theres one for ya..lol

started talkin to krystelle today...wow...what the fuck did i wait so long for..she is the coolest girl ever.and its her birthday today...so HAPPY BIRTHDAY krystelle..15 will be a sweet year...haha...wow im gay

its game time..cause i got a car..its my uncles..and hes puttin in a stereo for me..free of charge...its a 1994 pontiac grand am gt...red...4 door...me and kowalski for the same car..only his is purple

gotta work again next sat..so if anyones bored come visit me up at kroger...21 and card...workin 830-330..lol


comment if you love me???....lol

7 s alone this holiday

[09 Sep 2004|03:07pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | the used...blue and yellow ]

"Blue And Yellow"

and it's all in how you mix the two
and it starts just where the light exists
it's a feeling that you cannot miss
and it burns a hole through everyone that feels it

well you're never gonna find it
if you're looking for it
won't come your way
well you'll never find it
if you're looking for it

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

and you never would have thought in the end
how amazing it feels just to live again
it's a feeling that you cannot miss
it burns a hole through everyone that feels it

well you're never gonna find it
if you're looking for it
won't come your way
well you'll never find it
if you're looking for it

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

should've said something but I've said it enough
by the way my words were faded
rather waste some time with you

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste my time with you

should've said something but I've said it enough
by the way my words were faded
rather waste my time with you

should've done something but I've done it enough
by the way your hands were shaking
rather waste some time with you

2 s alone this holiday

[05 Sep 2004|09:49pm]
[ mood | dude wheres my car? ]
[ music | the used...take it away ]

today i worked..it was bodacious

and then tonight my parents werent home...so i went outside..and started a little bonfire, and sat around it by myself, and made S'mores...so more of what?..haha




i want people to actually comment sometime...leave me a comment with a funny time we had together..or a good memory you have of me.

10 s alone this holiday

[01 Sep 2004|07:26pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | blink 182...first date ]

havent updated in a while, but nothings really happened.

school is bodacious..haha...well at least for the first 15 minutes...lol

spanish is hardcore..the great stephanie alexander is in there with me..it should be a good one..

for hockey were doing a united team?...lol...its the best from North..and the best from Central..should be pretty good though

still trying to decide if i should wear the Kroger shirt to school?...leave me some comments on that..lol

still no girlfriend....lol...

nick kowalski wrote me a song...lol...i love that kid..

gregs still gay

meagan bourdage is still sweet

and the taco lady already knows my order..and my name..shes gonna make my lunch before i even get there..man shes sweet

and my bus driver is even sweeter..lol

twinkies and Vermont


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3 s alone this holiday

what a great 2 days!! [25 Aug 2004|09:35pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | alan jackson and jimmy buffett..its 5 o clock somewhere ]

well on tuesday me and adam hung out..like usual...met up at mobile for slurpees and some frosted hunny buns..then came here and played tiger woods, and watched the Little League World Series...talk about high quality baseball..those kids are fucking sweet!!..then we flipped it over to MAURY..to watch an episode about who the Baby's Daddy was..lol..so good...i love those shows

today hung out with adam again..met up at mobile for slurpees again..and on my way there..some lady stopped and asked me if this was 22?...lol..which it was 21..but i just shook my head yes..and she asked me where this place was..and its like 10 minutes from my house..and i told her its just up the road..just like a minute away...haha..that bitch is probably still loookin for the place...and went to sams house for the 2nd day in a row...and she wasnt there again...shes breakin my heart..but she is still the sweetest and nicest girl that i have ever met..and i love her still

saw tom today..so he stops and we start talkin..and me and adam were walkin..so he offered us a ride..so we get in his car..and just start to drive around the sub..tom goes like 50 miles an hour through the sub..lol..and he has in automatic transmission..but he shifts gears...lol..and i ask him..."wtf are you doing tom, you have an automatic, y r u shifting, and what r u shifting to?'', he says "1st, 2nd, 3rd, gear...im a race car driver nigger"...lol..it made my day.

and right now jen is going to send me some pics of her new hair cut!.....gotta love her

and meagan is still sweet..and i still love her


leave some for me!!

5 s alone this holiday

[24 Aug 2004|10:48am]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | the used..box of sharp objects ]

comment if you like the new backround, and the new colors.

3 s alone this holiday

its 5 o clock somewhere [22 Aug 2004|09:31pm]
[ mood | wearing a hoodie ]
[ music | ace of base..i saw the sign!!!!!!!!! ]

this weekend was pretty sweet.

friday..did the usual..movies with glen and greg..went and saw the exorcist with a bunch of other ppl..meagan wasnt there....ruined the night...lol..then like 9 of us all got kicked out..went to wendys..then walked around...ashleys dumb ass almost got hit..we told me to get out of the way of the car..and just because its ashley..she ran in the direction the car was coming..lol..what a great moment

saturday..worked from 8-430 in the bottle room....which is just my other home..had a conversation with matt the meat man..a.k.a..MADDAWGGG..about how retarted some sports are..and how men get screwed out of all the holidays ever year..later on in the day..i was in the back with eric and tom..and i said something smelt like ass..eric tells me i smell like ass..then i tell him hes an ass..then he did another ass joke on me..then i said..''o yea nig, i tapped your girlfriends ass"..then he shut up..

sunday..worked 7-330 in the bottle room...had a conversation with benjermen..aka..ben..aka the pepsi guy..me talked about the fucking lions..and how were sick of kroger..and want to burn it down..and then were also gonna go to a lions game..9th row..gonna be good


but right now im talkin to meagan..the sweetest girl ever..and i love her..no real reason..just love her because she is meagan..and if u dont love her...dont comment in either of our journals..lol


well im out like a fat lady in dodgeball for now.

until the next time..

leave the love people.

5 s alone this holiday

i am The Kroger Boy [19 Aug 2004|01:34pm]
[ mood | wanna take a nap ]
[ music | grease.....your the one i want ]

well havent updated in a while...i got my schedule and it seems ok...not gonna put it in here...because no one probably cares...and i know that i dont...so y waste the time.lol

helped the great andrew dymczyk move in on sunday..that was a good time...had food from Carlo's..so good...one place made...ribs, chicken, chicken wings, pizza, and taters...man those were good....

and in between each break from moving...we balled..lol..

umm..monday and tuesday i hung out with andy..and balled

yesterday i went to barrymores with glen and greg...and saw this girl that i met up at krogers..lol...well acutally i met the whole dakota varsity dance team there..but i saw one of them at barrymores..i was walkin by her..and looked at her..and then she was like "Hey kroger boy!!"...lol...yea thats me...haha

tomorrow definitely cant wait until we go and see without a paddle...everyone go!!!!!!!!!!


leave some comments...cause no one loves me...


o yea....i love MEAGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 s alone this holiday

so i walk into my room..and theres this guy standin there..and i ended up kissin my own brother... [12 Aug 2004|09:34pm]
[ mood | made my day ]
[ music | dashboard confessionals.....Hands Down ]

well today was just a great day...which means i did nothing

woke up at 1....didnt get out of my bed unitl 1 30..and then jumped on my bed for 15 minutes..haha...im a baller...and then i went and made myself some breakfast...eggs, bacon, and toast...and yes just incase you were wondering..im a great cook...then i got in the shower

after i was done with that mission..i watched tv..and this announcement comes up on the tv...and since im to lazy to change the channel..i just kept it on..

the New Jersey governor comes on the tv..and is getting ready to make a national announcement...and with his wife standing next to him..and his kids watchin...he tells the world that he is gay....LMFAO....and then says he had an affair with another man....LMFAO..again..

that just fucking made my day


and i played with a jack in the box again....man i love those things..


cant wait for tuesday....me, andy, kelsey, rachel. and also subway

1 alone this holiday

[10 Aug 2004|08:01pm]
[ mood | need a nap ]
[ music | ryan cabrera....reasons ]

well i went and hung out with my friend the other day from my old hockey team..just had a good time.

his mom asked us to go to the Fruit Market to get some shit...so we drove over there...and got in line for the lunch meat..and just pissed the lady off...we ordered like 4 slices of cheese, 2 slices of ham, 3 slices of salami, and then we ordered a 1/3 or a puund of bologna...lol

then we go to the checkout with the hottest cashier..lol..and shes bagging up the stuff, and we had bought some candy, and i was like "tiger woods candy"..lol..and i meant we were going to eat it while playing tiger woods pga tour 2004..but of course the girl was like "omg u know tiger woods"..and i had to go along with it..and i said "yea we play 18 holes all the time"..and the girl was just like going nuts..lol..such a funny moment..


then today i was amazed for like 3 hours...i played with a Jack in the Box..man it surprised me every time...i never knew when it was gonna pop up...it caught me off guard a few times..


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2 s alone this holiday

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